Happy birthday mr loong
Hope you are listening to a nice sweet song
Please dont sing yourself the song
You should listen to me go DING DING DONG!

May your nineteenth be happy and jolly
Just like the xian who is making you a lolly
May the DANISH DYNAMITE
Give you all the might
That you need to last through the night
Oh my.. don't give me a fright

Thanks for being a great friend
Because of you i have a smile looking like a bend
Even though your poems kinda suck
Its okay, you could do with more luck

Since you wrote me a birthday poem
Heres one to relieve your boredom
Find a hot babe soon
No no, not d**g *** *oon ;););)

Also, may you soon achieve the great feat
Of looking for **'s missing *****
Even though i always sit beside you in the cinema
I think you look like Ali Ba Ba

Stop cleansing your hair with chlorine
One day it'll turn into the colour of urine
Have fun with your elizabeth foo
Be careful, she looks like mrs boo!

Of course i'll be doing great with al**,
And not al*** you stupid fats

Wish you all the best in the future,
We will be friends forever!

:):):) happy birthday ass.

:)
10:03 PM